I am a doof
Question: What should you never do if you are shortly to undergo a routine, albeit notoriously painful, medical procedure?
Answer: Look said procedure up on Wikipedia.
Now I'm worried about dry socket. Dry socket! Jesus! Even the name sounds horrid! And my favourite little informational tidbit? This is from a related article...
"Dry-socket lengthens the healing process and usually causes severe pain and discomfort that is often not manageable with pain medications."
Not managable with pain medications? Get fucked.
2 Comments:
relax! I don't see anything in there that says you can't bourbon yourself into a coma!
On the bright side you might get hit by a meteorite on the way out of surgery.
Seriously though, good luck with the evil procedure you're about to undergo. I have a feeling that it's something you'll endlessly brag about to your grandkids.
"Nanites? Pure luxury! In my day we had nowt but them 'orrible plier thingies that ripped teeth out and made ye swallow blood for days! None of this 'gentle tooth breakdown to be converted into energy and make space for yet another mini bio-computer rubbish! Yeh don't know yer bloody alive!"
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